MNG2020

Wise words..........


[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.


[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.


[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!


[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.


[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.


[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.


[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without, but whatever
you do, you'll regret it later.


[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.


[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.


[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
it anyway.


[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.


[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person.


[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.


[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.


[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books.


[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.


[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something


[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak!